Классика!

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Из "Текстов пирамид": "О Осирис! Я снабжаю тебя выходящею из тебя влагой"

Комментрий: Все спиртные напитки, приготовляемые из соков растений, которые произрастают из земли — тела Осириса, естественно было называть истечением из этого тела.

Тексты пирамид, глава 150.

Ну что, Бога в издательство сдали, теперь будем добивать аналитичесую философию. За август надо успеть.

Котик, кружка и философы

αυτή η αλήθεια εστί

Ладно, хватит мемов. Вот вам стишки Набокова про Супермена, которые пару нет назад откопали в архиве писателя:

The Man of To-morrow’s Lament
I have to wear these glasses — otherwise,

when I caress her with my super-eyes,

her lungs and liver are too plainly seen

throbbing, like deep-sea creatures, in between

dim bones. Oh, I am sick of loitering here,

a banished trunk (like my namesake in «Lear»),

but when I switch to tights, still less I prize

my splendid torso, my tremendous thighs,

the dark-blue forelock on my narrow brow,

the heavy jaw; for I shall tell you now

my fatal limitation … not the pact

between the worlds of Fantasy and Fact

which makes me shun such an attractive spot

as Berchtesgaden, say; and also not

that little business of my draft; but worse:

a tragic misadjustment and a curse.

I’m young and bursting with prodigious sap,

and I’m in love like any healthy chap —

and I must throttle my dynamic heart

for marriage would be murder on my part,

an earthquake, wrecking on the night of nights

a woman’s life, some palmtrees, all the lights,

the big hotel, a smaller one next door

and half a dozen army trucks — or more.

But even if that blast of love should spare

her fragile frame — what children would she bear?

What monstrous babe, knocking the surgeon down,

would waddle out into the awestruck town?

When two years old he’d break the strongest chairs,

fall through the floor and terrorize the stairs;

at four, he’d dive into a well; at five,

explore a roaring furnace — and survive;

at eight, he’d ruin the longest railway line

by playing trains with real ones; and at nine,

release all my old enemies from jail,

and then I’d try to break his head — and fail.

So this is why, no matter where I fly,

red-cloaked, blue-hosed, across the yellow sky,

I feel no thrill in chasing thugs and thieves —

and gloomily broad-shouldered Kent retrieves

his coat and trousers from the garbage can

and tucks away the cloak of Superman;

and when she sighs — somewhere in Central Park

where my immense bronze statue looms — «Oh, Clark …

Isn’t he wonderful!?!», I stare ahead

and long to be a normal guy instead.

Стишки мне не понравились, но из них опять понятно, почему Набоков воевал с Фрейдом.