U don't have to overshare just because someone is nice, u idiot

The autistic urge to ask "Why?" everytime someone says they like me.

1% better everyday

Siblings really know how to unlock a bonus level of anger in you 😑

Your body will naturally feel calm around the right people - trust it.

Nobody is gonna eat twice at my wedding, once u have eaten we put coal on ur forehead for remark 😅

Me after looking at my account balance

Me about myself: interesting concept but poor execution!

No offence but I literally can't process that others genuinely care for me

Can we restart the weekend? 😑