When I make it big in crypto, I won’t be telling anyone. but there will be signs.

Money isn’t the root of all evil, stupidity is.

Happy Independence Day. Fuck British people.

Demonic possession is absolutely real.

Humble yourself or be humbled.

Protestants are fucking retards.

At the heart of every great conspiracy theory is the simplest possible explanation.

People enjoy a good conspiracy theory, but get mad when you ruin the ending for them.

It’s like children in a maze: a few adults waiting in the center while everyone else is having fun just running around.

Conspiracy theories generally all boil down to about three words.