nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were"
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you were there for THAT live stream

it's 2040. you're on a superyacht with your flaming hot wife and dumbass kids. you're telling them about how daddy grinded in the trenches in 2024 and almost gave up before picking up the bag that gave you generational wealth

what coin did you buy?

Hello all! What trading platform are you on?

Trojan? Photon? BullX? BonkBot?

biggest day in shitcoin trading history yesterday and I didn't make a dime

I hate your coins. They reek of inoragnic trash, their creators desperate to mask the lies that they were ever as worthy as the honest few that really made it out the trenches

I, a real enjoyer of memes, only source from the pump fun region of Solana, where thousands of esteemed curators weigh millions of memes against each other, ultimately coming to an agreement over the finest of memes, the most dedicated devs, and the best vibes.

But, yet again, I understand that may not be for everyone. I mean, not everyone deserves to buy the very best at the lowest prices, right?

Maybe one day you'll be able to be one of us, in the trenches. But for now, enjoy buying our produce at higher prices - once everything has been decided, once fortunes have already been made.

It's not something to be ashamed of, anon

what's the next big meta?

After our most recent announcement, we have gotten numerous inquiries about our Trading Team by very serious individuals

So, we're glad to announce the Trading Intern Role!

You'll be supporting the team's pursuit of creating & trading over 1,000 coins per day ?

However, due to the intensity of the role, applicants must be experienced pump fun devs to be deemed worthy

We're looking for individuals with
- 10+ coins created
- where you jeeted your entire stack before ray AT LEAST 75% of the time
- bonus points if you've been using bundlers

If you're interested, please apply with the following
- your full name
- your IRL address
- your wallet addresses
DM @QuinncySP

good luck!

We are excited to announce our new Head of Trading, David Hirsch!

After months of conversations with #a1lon9, David came to the realization that his work as a regulator was no longer fulfilling. He had to start a new chapter.

And what's better than doing the very thing you love? Believe it or not, but David has launched over 100 coins himself (he usually jeets right after KOTH, though)!

A memelord at heart, David will be in charge of pump dot fun's new internal trading desk, which will be in charge of launching over 1,000 coins per day!

He will also collaborate with various actors in the ecosystem like #blknoiz06 to onboard high-status individuals. Stay tuned ?

We are incredibly excited to kick off this journey and wish David the very best of luck in his new role ❤️

Oh, and many thanks to #binance for the professional coverage as always!

dev: “this next announcement is going to take us to the moon ?”