HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR THEORY BOY, KARL MARX!!!! ???

You could've predicted this birthday post, Marxie ❤️‍?

phishers and bots pls identify yerself here

Sometimes when a man cronks it out when the big tiddy Hegelian overdrive machine comes into the picture, it is not enough for a girl to be on her knees for the lord (Karl Marx) but also she must be resilient against the evil demon forces of capital (Ayn Rand) and muster the forces in her heart of cooperation (Kropotkin) to defeat the Friedmanian mania, and in doing so, vanquish the demons (the imperial core) and reassert the primacy of labor and all that it entails. For the soul of man under socialism is but forever good (Oscar Wilde).

And that is why sex.