Gettin’ laid w this one, bois
Wegovy fuckin later haha

Galileo saying the earth was round was like the asshole kid at school telling everyone Santa didn’t literally bring yuo presents. Like, welcome to the game yuo chud fucking retard, now shut the fuck up and let us have fun.

So “esque”

You can’t love a woman for her tits. You grow to learn that a woman is more than just tits, and that it’s really the soul that matters. At the same time, if you want someone who is “all soul” you just want a man. And that is gay as hell. If you want someone who is all tits though, then of course just get a whore.

A gentleman never leaves the house without a pen, a pocket knife, and a lighter. He also knows enough about others and himself to know that he should also always keep an emergency joint and an emergency bottle of vodka tucked away for contingency at all times. Thus is the way you run