My mom has been right about every trash friend i’ve ever had.

Born to keep him in my basement, forced to say “I’ll see you next weekend”

So many people crying on Valentine's Day like it's the only day of the year no one loves them.

There is sex without love and there is love without sex. And there is you, without both.

تروخدا منو یه پارتی خفن ببرید که من لباسامو استفاده کنم و عین سگ برقصم

Wish I could turn into a clit for a day so no one can find me.

At some point in history, full nudity changed from normal to something to be shameful about