Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie

The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems.

The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim

The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.

You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest

This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.

You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?