How did you not know I was in love with you? I literally liked your story.

“I forgave everybody, I gave up, I got drunk.”

Be her peace bro, she already can’t see without her glasses.

Shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism, isolation.

“You, my love, are all over my blood.”

Liking my story is lazy, reply and say you wanna marry me.

“But I won’t rest till you are with me. I never will.”

Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.

“All that I do is bleed and bleed and bleed and yet you keep talking to me like I am human.”

First date idea: unfollow everyone on instagram except me.