Every year my dad asks what I want for Christmas, and every year he fails to deliver. Idk why he even bothers asking anymore except to taunt me.

Maybe this year he'll actually come through with the killer nanomachines with search & destroy capability that I can control via an app on my phone, but I'm not about to hold my breath. 😒

Cute.

"Once they got rid of the snack bar at my target & I was unable browse with my popcorn & drink combo, I was out," someone wrote in the comments section. 🔗

Could have had a four-way deal under Trump, but then Mueller is coming! and muh Khashoggi and omg those poor oppressed Palestinians -- while the approved experts cautioned against the Israelis growing closer to the Saudis and the Ruskies and the Saudis getting friendly with the Ruskies, because supposedly this was going to crash the economy and start a nuclear war with Iran.

They really play into the trope of the low-IQ wignat, but the reality is that these people usually turn out to be spics or Indians (all three kinds 🪶🔴🇵🇰) looking for a pat on the head from the real thing.

They'd be better off fishing for affirmation from Twitter conservatives. A POC says something mildly intelligent, and MAGA will be retweeting them for weeks.

Nobody ever wants to talk about the Qatar Lobby.

And now talking about them or the Muslim Brotherhood or the Muslim Students Association or the think tanks or CAIR or al Jazeera or who they fund in Western media and at all three levels of government is going to be labeled IsLaMoPhOBiA.

https://twitter.com/mrddmia/status/1719025168637362261