Ate almost a kilogram of ice cream today. I’m too young and pretty and fertile for this

Guys will you still love me if I fail my exams and become a useless alcoholic??💕

#a minute of self-hatred a day keeps the people away

Trying to wear knee socks without hearing SLUT SLUT SLUT in my head constantly
Failing

Just took a shower in the morning
Changing my name to Healthypants NormalMcGee

‘Couture courtesan’

If I was a therapist nowadays I’d tell mfs to either go shower or wash dishes 80% of the time

The worst part is pretending to eat
It’s like my lowest point all over again