i'm not a huge metal fan because my blood type is o positive

hope i'm wrong and this dude ain't gonna kill himself

john f kennedy did something wrong

You threatened civilians, wrecked three squad cars, started a public disturbance in a night club, blackmailed a librarian, threw the head of the city council into the lake, destroyed the Hope Diamond, dropped the destroyed diamond shards into a nearby volcano after tripping on your flip-flops' shoelaces, destroyed my yacht's propellers, hit me in the eye with a champagne cork, left a virus on the mint's computer in an attempt to increase speed, unleashed all the inmates from the asylum, set three buildings on fire, knocked four down, locked the mayor in his own building... and saved the President's daughter from terrorists.

scientists: discover borderline personality disorder
republicans: "we must annex mexico to abolish the border so this disease goes away"

drinking red bull after eating tarmac isn't the greatest idea

now the pain is reasonable. apparently i don't need to see a doctor. cool.

wish i had a professional blowjobber here. y'know, injured back requires some assistance.

at least i can walk. it hurts like hell but at least isn't fractured.

now the funny part. my query.