Dear [Name Withheld],
So each companionship has a territory that they are in charge of called an "area". And so there are # companionships in our "district" and # districts in our "zone". Our zone is called the [REDACTED] zone but I got them to change it to the bone zone. They even got this big plastic bone and everyone wrote their favorite scripture on it. And they gave us little bone necklaces. Even the sister missionaries were on board with it. I told them that we're changing it to the bone zone because we work ourselves to the bone. I don't think most of these people knew what I was talking about.
Please be well and be kind. I've been thinking lately about how the world is more wicked now than its ever been. At least 60 million abortions are done every year worldwide. More than at any time in human history. The world is filling the cup of iniquity until it incurs the righteous wrath of Jehovah. May he rain his fire down upon the wicked.
Good luck and God bless.
Love,
Elder Noble

One day last week I was telling my companion, "What if Trump called and said he needs me? Would the mission president let me leave the mission? Would I have to be released as a missionary or would they let me put it on pause?" Well then we went to dinner about a half an hour later. The guy gets a call on his apple watch "YO DONALD TRUMP IS CALLING ME" and I look at my companion because we were literally just talking about this! It turned out to be just a regular campaign call but still! Truly the Lord put his hand over the work. Amen.

Love,
Elder Noble