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pigdeons · Song · 2020

I am VERY concerned over the safety of red-haired, green eyed, Irish girls during this troubling time in Ireland. If anyone knows of some of them that need to leave the country for a time for their safety, I am willing to take that burden.

Down the road, in a gym far away
A young man was heard to say
"No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!"
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!
From the corner of the gym where the big guys train
Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high, and threatens lives
Where the noise is made with big forty-fives
A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees
A very big man with legs like trees
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
Chalked his hands and monstrous back
Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!"

Not only will life kill you, but it will hurt like the hell the entire time you're dying.

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