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ROASTING EVERY COLLEGE MAJOR

English - a major where you analyze an author’s use of a period at the end of a sentence.

History - a major where you spend four years studying old dead people.

Computer Science - the perfect major for anti-social smart kids who like to stare at their computer all day.

Philosophy - arguably one of the hardest majors with the worst job prospects.

Business - a weird mix of lazy, rich kids and overly competitive snakes.

Biology - you’ll never get a chance to sleep but at least you’ll get daddy’s approval.

Chemistry - kind of like majoring in Biology but 10 times worse.

Biochemistry - a major full of psychotic geniuses who take pleasure in their own suffering.

Gender Studies - your friends and family will make fun of you for the rest of your life.

Communication - you’re basically paying 200,000 dollars to learn how to talk to people.

Dance - a major that prepares you to be a TikTokker.

Music - you’ll end up playing music on the streets and ask for a spare change.

Art - a major where you spend four years learning how to draw a circle.

Engineering - you’ll end up with a good job at the expense of your mental health, sleep, and happiness.

Psychology - a major that teaches you how to overanalyze everything.

Accounting - a major that will bore you to death, but at least it pays well.

Political Science - a major that tricks you into thinking that Politics is a Science.

Nutrition - you take on massive student loans just to learn that vegetables are good for you.

Cognitive Science - a Made-In-China version of Neuroscience for the less academically inclined.

Neuroscience - a major for egotistical geniuses who found Biology to be not worth their time.

Mathematics - a definition of nerdy summed up in one major.

Statistics - you’re basically majoring in Math but there’s words.

Economics - a back-up plan for Business majors.

Sociology - you spend four years learning that we live in a society.

Undecided Majors - a major for people who don’t want to go to college but still go, or else Daddy will get the belt.

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