I CANT COPE WITH THE EGGS

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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Ice Cream Orisa so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I begrudgingly log into Overwatch I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking robot centaur sex with Ice Cream Orisa. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ice Cream Orisa's cum storage tank. I want her to have my mutant human/robot babies.

Fuck, my fucking teammates caught me with the enemy Orisa. I'd been mesmerized by her luscious ass and strong chest and let my team die on point. I defended my love for Orisa in chat and accidentally said I want to cum in her. The level 7 Genji said he reported me and the female D. Va main in the voice chat laughed and now I'm afraid I might get my third account action for saying it again. I'm afraid the overpaid neckbeard GM is going to take my skins away. I might never get to see Ice Cream Orisa ever again. Fuck.

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