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For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous that you could have sworn they were from The Onion.
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5 months, 2 weeks ago

Young Adulthood Is No Longer One of Life’s Happiest Times
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/young-adulthood-is-no-longer-one-of-lifes-happiest-times/

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From the nottheonion community on Reddit: Young Adulthood Is No Longer One of Life’s Happiest Times

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5 months, 2 weeks ago

Italian authorities confiscate almost $1 million in fake olive oil
https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/11/europe/italy-olive-oil-seizure-scli-intl/index.html#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17208180690121&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2024%2F07%2F11%2Feurope%2Fitaly-olive-oil-seizure-scli-intl%2Findex.html

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CNN

Italian authorities confiscate almost $1 million in fake olive oil

Officials in southern Italy have broken up an alleged racket selling fake olive oil, confiscating 42 tons of the extra virgin variety worth almost $1 million.

Italian authorities confiscate almost $1 million in fake olive oil
5 months, 2 weeks ago

Bodycam Shows Quadriplegic Man Allegedly Ram Cop with His Wheelchair: ‘F*** Pigs’
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/07/09/body-cam-video-shows-arrest-of-quadriplegic-man-accused-of-hitting-miami-dade-cop-with-wheelchair/

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WPLG

Body cam video shows arrest of quadriplegic man accused of hitting Miami-Dade cop with wheelchair

Newly-released video shows the arrest of a quadriplegic Miami-Dade man in an unusual case: He’s accused of hitting an officer with his wheelchair.

Bodycam Shows Quadriplegic Man Allegedly Ram Cop with His Wheelchair: ‘F*** Pigs’
5 months, 3 weeks ago

Noem's state credit card spending kept secret
https://www.thedakotascout.com/p/noems-state-credit-card-spending

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Thedakotascout

Noem's state credit card spending kept secret

In denying request, Auditor Rich Sattgast says records aren't public for 10 years; even though documents destroyed after seven years

Noem's state credit card spending kept secret
5 months, 3 weeks ago

Driver who plowed into NYC Fourth of July gathering in suspected DUI was a substance abuse counselor and author
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/driver-plowed-nyc-fourth-july-gathering-suspected-dui-was-substance-ab-rcna160475

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NBC News

Driver who plowed into NYC Fourth of July gathering in suspected DUI was a substance abuse counselor and author

Daniel C. Hyden, 44, was charged with assault, aggravated vehicular homicide killing more than one person, driving while intoxicated, and aggravated unlicensed operator of a vehicle.

Driver who plowed into NYC Fourth of July gathering in suspected DUI was a substance abuse counselor and author
5 months, 3 weeks ago

Babbling scouse youngster shows babies can have accents, say scientists
https://www.theguardian.com/science/article/2024/jul/05/babbling-scouse-youngster-shows-babies-can-have-accents-say-scientists

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the Guardian

Babbling scouse youngster shows babies can have accents, say scientists

Newborns are tuned in to the ups and downs of speech, and even a cry mimics language heard while in the womb

Babbling scouse youngster shows babies can have accents, say scientists
5 months, 4 weeks ago

Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up
https://www.asiaone.com/singapore/man-fined-squirting-mixture-urine-and-flour-womans-dress-try-chat-her

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AsiaOne

SINGAPORE — Wanting to talk to women, a man hatched a plan to soil their clothes with a mixture of his urine and flour so that he could have an opportunity to break the ice between them and him. On June 20, Tan Jun Hao, a 31-year-old Malaysian, was fined…

Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up
5 months, 4 weeks ago

Undecided voters say they now support Joe Biden after debate
https://www.newsweek.com/latino-voters-donald-trump-joe-biden-debate-election-1918795

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Newsweek

Undecided voters say they now support Joe Biden after debate

A group of undecided Latino voters said they would support President Joe Biden over former President Donald Trump.

Undecided voters say they now support Joe Biden after debate
6 months ago

Maldives minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on President Muizzu: Report
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/maldives-minister-arrested-for-performing-black-magic-on-president-muizzu-report-101719532900727.html

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Hindustan Times

Maldives minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on President Muizzu: Report

Maldives environment minister Fathima Shamnaz Ali Saleem, and three others, were arrested for allegedly performing ‘black magic’ on President Mohamed Muizzu.

Maldives minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on President Muizzu: Report
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