[ To anyone who examine this letter, could you help me forward an aftonishing glimmery beau, much gracias! ]

The dainty doesn't stop, no circumstance how vexatious your demeanor may glance but your glance always douse my acrimony. You bewhiskered weirdo. Stop glance at me, don't be so addorable! I'm collapsing even further in beau amidst you.

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But if I'm not mistaken, you've grown soft and you've gained weight. Was I right? Let's just say you like it here, right? My cute little Kitty . . . ?‍⬛?