Almost a year clean from happiness

You farted in an exams hall to let your friends know that the answer is gas

.

Only money has the right
to say you'll regret losing me
The rest of you calm down!

👨🏽: can we be lovers??
👩: My heart belongs to someone else
👨🏽: Just love me with ur kidney
👀

Our parents feeding us 3 times daily was something we took for granted. Now i only eat when i'm about to die😂

you don’t even need a gun,
you don’t even need a pill.
if you ever wanna die,
just fall in love and you'll get killed.

𝗡𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

I don't know much about happiness and I'm not hoping to be either but at least I know so many ways to be in pain so I can lessen how often I get hurt

I asked her out and she said "ew" but "ew" backwards is "we" and "we" in french means "yes".
So we dating now🙂

If you don't like your fate, don't accept it, instead have the courage to change it the way you want it to be.