they have to talk about you because when they talk about themselves, nobody cares .

how to be my friend:
1. be a dog
2. have a dog
3. want a dog

plot twist: you're your crush's crush .

i hate it when boys are like "i prefer less make up"
like okay?? wear less then .

when you both stopped being friends and she runs to the girl she always talked shit about .

sometimes you have to say ew and just move on .

Baby, 'long as you're not with me, you'll always be alone .

Sorry Lana but I'll bring the wine if you bring the coffee .

sometimes you just have to say "fuck you" and move on girl .

my favorite animal is me when i have to walk past to someone like they don't exist .