? TODAY'S ??????? ?????? FIXTURES:

⏰ 12.30pm:
?️ Brighton v Man Utd ?

⏰ 3pm:
? Crystal Palace v West Ham ⚒️
⚪ Fulham v Leicester ?
? Man City v Ipswich ?
? Southampton v Nottm Forest ?
⚪ Tottenham v Everton ?

⏰ 5.30pm:
? Aston Villa v Arsenal ?

Good morning subss

??: do you smoke ?
??: Yah
??: how much is that cigarette you're smoking ?
??: R3
??: how many times do you smoke a day ?
??: 10 or 11
??: how many years have you been smoking ?
??: 15 years
??: Do you see , if you have saved all that money all these years you'd have had an aeroplane by now
??: Yah you're right . Can I ask ?.
??: Ask
??: Do you smoke ?
??: no
??: then where's your Aeroplane ✈ ?