Some startup company in Silicon Valley offered me a job. Should I take it chat? [He scratches his chin ponderously, intellectually, even]

Ah, July 3rd, the one day of the year I lock my doors and don't leave the keys in the ignition

A response to critics

Up here in da U.P., bein' broke teaches ya what really matters, ya know? When yer scramblin' to keep da wood stove goin', ya don't give two hoots about who's got da fanciest snowmobile or da snazziest outhouse. Yer buddies are da ones who show up wit a chainsaw…

Up here in da U.P., bein' broke teaches ya what really matters, ya know? When yer scramblin' to keep da wood stove goin', ya don't give two hoots about who's got da fanciest snowmobile or da snazziest outhouse. Yer buddies are da ones who show up wit a chainsaw when a tree falls on yer camp. Dat's da kinda friendship ya can't buy wit all da pasties in Escanaba, youbetcha

Tastes great. The reservation meat appears to be legit

USPS wishes you good luck every day