Have I mentioned recently that you shouldn't come to the UP ever and that it's awful and cold here? Just a reminder.

Have I mentioned recently that you shouldn't come to the UP ever and that it's awful and cold here? Just a reminder.

The following song goes out to all the Poorcels who have escaped from Camp....

Some startup company in Silicon Valley offered me a job. Should I take it chat? [He scratches his chin ponderously, intellectually, even]

Ah, July 3rd, the one day of the year I lock my doors and don't leave the keys in the ignition

A response to critics

Up here in da U.P., bein' broke teaches ya what really matters, ya know? When yer scramblin' to keep da wood stove goin', ya don't give two hoots about who's got da fanciest snowmobile or da snazziest outhouse. Yer buddies are da ones who show up wit a chainsaw…