“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!"
Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused.
"And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled.” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before Christmas to see if their antidote worked.” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“But if it matters to you, you'll be able to choose Gryffindor over Slytherin. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account."
"Really?"
"It did for me," said Harry.
He had never told any of his children that before, and he saw the wonder in Albus's face when he said it.” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand." -[On the success of 50 Shades of Grey]”

“Finally, the truth. Lying with his face pressed into the dusty carpet of the office where he had once thought he was learning the secrets of victory, Harry understood at last that he was not supposed to survive.” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it? ” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Help only comes to those who ask for it.”