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Name: Wonka

I have done a lot of things.

Enough about me, why should I work for you?

If you can read minds and you read the mind of a person who talks another language, Can you know what he's thinking?

Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no?

PS: I didn't put wife / husband because women can't drive?

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month?

When you stay at her place
and her dad don't let you sleep together so you sleep with her instead...

I'll never forget the time a girl cried in my armz cuz her grandma died and I got hard

Why when u say "i had a dream about u" ppl always assume sexual shit.
Bitch You fought well but died by my sword

I hate shower sex,
the drain hurtin my dick. I need a girlfriend?