PROJECT "GRANDPA ON A LEASH"

💾Just a report that Uncle Joe's been running on "old Soviet tech", nothing to see here. Which Biden is real, which is parody?

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INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE WITH PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

🎷Jazz interludes are used in the scene cuts.

🇺🇸"[Fifth] Avenue in the Rain" by Frederick Childe Hassam (1917), same street as Trump Tower.

🕰He alludes to being sworn into office too early, which happened at 11:48 AM under 45.

🛋Aside from the rug, his brother picked out the furniture with help from presidential historian Jon Meacham.

🏛There's a full-size replica White House in suburban Maryland.

🇨🇳"I've spent more time with the Chinese leader than any other head of state."

💵FDR above the fireplace flanked by Washington and Lincoln on his right and Hamilton and Jefferson on his left.

🚪Remember when JFK Jr. popped out of the Resolute Desk? Well they recreated the photo with Beau Jr.

⚱️Busts of his two heroes, MLK and RFK, face the desk. Both men were assassinated by alphabet agencies. RFK's namesake son will oppose Joe on an independent ticket in 2024.

🚌Rosa Parks has a bust too, but he moved her to the back.

🚿"This is the love of my life and the life of my love." Ashley Biden.

👵🏻Joe's mom wandered out on stage when he was first introduced as VP - I guess it's hereditary.

🏉Rugby ball from the all-Irish team, which two of his cousins were on, sits on top of the grimoire inauguration Bible.

🪁Franklin is on the wall not to honor science and reason as NYT fabricated, but because Joe was a professor at Penn (where he laundered $54m from the Chicoms).

🌚A NASA-furnished Moon rock sits on the book shelf. "It's literally a rock from the Moon."

🚙Actual photo of Joe in his '67 Corvette made infamous by the documents scandal, originally a wedding gift from his dad.

🛣The I-81 exit to Scranton was renamed the President Biden Expressway on 9/29/21.

🤔Joe's private office off the Oval sits underneath a contemplative portrait of JFK, who gazes on a wall of framed children's drawings.

🏳️‍🌈Shown but not mentioned: Team USA soccer jersey bearing #46.

🏠North Washington Avenue, the street of his childhood home in Scranton, has been renamed to Biden Way.

🪖Photo of Beau's Homecoming 9/30/09 in the private dining room where he and Barack ate lunch together once a week.

🏅Huge set of command coins underneath a mirror. His coin has the insignia of the 261st Signal Brigade, Beau's unit, on the reverse.

🥛"I'm the only Irishman you've ever met that's never had a drink in life."

🪑There's only one chair in the Cabinet Room that's 2 inches higher than the rest, the president's chair. Joe then points out where the head of the DOE sits.

🍪Trick or treat, take some homemade chocolate chip cookies for the road! Chocolate chip ice cream is his signature order.

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INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE WITH PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

👨🏼‍🦯Joe plays tour guide for Architectural Digest on the set of the Oval Office while dropping 8 minutes of comms.

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#1662 The Manchurian Candidate.

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#4686 Home Alone.

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#4645 Clear and Present Danger.

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