✒️Treasure Chests

[earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan."
https://xkcd.com/2895
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✒️Sphere Tastiness

Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
https://xkcd.com/2893
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✒️Banana Prices

It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?
https://xkcd.com/2892
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✒️Log Cabin

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.
https://xkcd.com/2891
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✒️Relationship Advice

Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.
https://xkcd.com/2890
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✒️Greenhouse Effect

Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).
https://xkcd.com/2889
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✒️US Survey Foot

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!
https://xkcd.com/2888
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✒️Minnesota

In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.
https://xkcd.com/2887
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✒️Spelling

Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.
https://xkcd.com/2885
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