This is why we can't have nice things

#casual #meme

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter-life_crisis

Wikipedia

Quarter-life crisis

crisis involving anxiety over the direction and quality of one's life which is most commonly experienced in a period ranging from a person's twenties up to their mid-thirties

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Backdoor in xz caused by overworked unpaid maintainer: WOWZA! Open source is unsustainable!
Microsoft's security failures due to corporate culture: I'm not looking. Don't see anything. ?

Roku has patented a way to show ads over HDMI when you pause content on external devices. That's great, but why don't we show ads over Bluetooth? Over Wi-Fi? We don't have enough ads :c
https://patents.google.com/patent/US20230388589A1/en

Google

US20230388589A1 - Hdmi customized ad insertion - Google Patents

Disclosed herein are system, apparatus, article of manufacture, method and/or computer program product embodiments, and/or combinations and sub-combinations thereof, for ad insertion by a display device coupled to a media device via a high-definition media…