He may just be some guy to you, to me he's my little skrinbly doo sckrunkly bellyflop ongle dople ketchup packet baby kitten meow meow jump rope sparkle princess.

Forsaken by parsley? Never saw that coming.

I'm gonna have a good time, and kill someone

Well, as much as I love the mental image of you punching a bunch of nuns...

Is raising the dead for a army a moral thing to do?

Don't be shy, tell her what you'd do to international sex symbol, Mr bean.

GET YOUR TALONS AWAY FROM MY GENITALS YOU FOUL WENCH swords drawing sound

We will name our kids gertrude and judas and they will be weak just like their father

... less angel wing dumpster fire.

It would be if it didn't say "no homo" on the back of the Danish confiscating threat.