Why I’m Not Voting for President of The Cheesecake Factory
A look through law dictionaries and business directories to posit an important question: does it make sense to vote for President of the United States (or of a casual chain restaurant)?

WORKS CITED:

“2U.” Media Five Entertainment. Web.

“Almost Journey.” Brother Joe Entertainment. Web.

David E. Robinson. Common Law Handbook. 2020, pp. 46-48.

“Government of The United States” Company Profile. Dun & Bradstreet Business Directory. Web.

Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Government De Facto.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 824.

Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Government De Jure.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 825.

My uncle, Edward, who was elected Vice President of the American Association of Vending Machines.

“OshKosh B’Gosh” Company Profile. Dun & Bradstreet Business Directory. Web.

United States House of Representatives. U.S. Code, Title 28, Part VI, Ch. 176, Sec. 3002.

Why I'm not worried about food shortages:

Clipped from the Building Your Homestead podcast; full videos, merch, and more at dontslapsnooze.net

For anyone still taking shelf-stable, big-brand multi-vitamins: knock it off.

This is clipped from a longer presentation titled “Should You Take Vitamins or Drink Gasoline?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.