For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Michel

That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.

Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Rub

I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying if I were an elephant seal I would be. Don't act weirded out.

Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paw

This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.

Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.